http://www.neilbittner.com A site about Neil Bittner, movies, and computers. Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:14:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This is my pride and joy. My sweet half-rack that I currently have in my kitchen: http://www.neilbittner.com/2007/11/13/omg-a-server-rack-in-my-kitchen/ A poem about candy Sweet chalkful bliss fills my mouth And teeth grind each one to powder. Momentarily dry, but quickly fills With wet, craving even more. Take another, light blue like faded paint Trying to disguise itself As something different. Burst! Same disintegrating demise, the taste Is different, but only lingers shortly Until it is consumed into oblivion. A ... http://www.neilbittner.com/2007/07/01/smarties-a-poem-about-candy/ It's that time of year again and watching those Christmas themed TV shows and movies is inevitable. But here are some suggestions to make your holiday a little more enjoyable. I suggest: A Christmas Story - This movie has so many funny scenes. I ... http://www.neilbittner.com/2006/12/25/christmas-is-here-so-are-the-movies/ Who needs IPv6 for more IP addresses when you can just arbitrarily increase the ranges. When we enter the wonderful world of syndicated television anything is possible. I was watching an episode of Smallville from season 3 titled "Delete", and in this episode the characters are being hypnotized ... http://www.neilbittner.com/2006/12/11/better-than-ipv6/ Grey swamp Covering everything. Canopy enclosed me Into a world where the Creatures talked and ruled Massive tyrannical civilizations. Running, smelling of sweat & blood, Trail of thick gravy that’s sour with rot. A mere human born onto a place where they Are unwelcome. Bound and tortured, a daily routine. Running to my salvation, enough noise to wake more ... http://www.neilbittner.com/2006/12/08/the-creek-escape/ Another interesting poem from the Neil Bittner vault. On the wall Up above, raising my head to see her Beauty. Golden sun shining with intensity Only a brilliant-blonde head of hair can sustain. Hearts pounding and spreading, filling emptiness with Emotions that will never be formed. To know those Jeweled lips, so intimately, so distant ... http://www.neilbittner.com/2006/11/08/on-the-wall/ Albuquerque Flat and dusty, piercing the desert With a silhouette against the falling sun. Thriving and thrashing, vegetation grew Despite the deficit of moisture. The Holiday Inn where pillows are all so Fluffy. With mints of grandeur Laying atop the place of sleep. Melts smoothly in your mouth. Weasels sold in dozens, at traps To the unsuspecting family tourists. Tributes ... http://www.neilbittner.com/2006/10/08/inspired-by-a-weird-al-song/ I decided I'm going to start posting some stuff I've written. The first one is called Growing a Poem and it is a poem about writing a poem. Growing a Poem Small, pending life in the palm of your hand. Dark warm earth is parted and consumes Everything into darkness where one must ... http://www.neilbittner.com/2006/10/06/growing-a-poem/ I set up a new server, and neilbittner.com is the first site to be hosted on it. The server is a Compaq Prolient dual PIII with 1gb of memory. I will be hosting a few other sites as well. When they get set up I will post them here http://www.neilbittner.com/2006/10/06/new-server/ While cleaning out his attic my brother found an enormous bees nest. It's about 12 times bigger than a normal basketball sized nest! http://www.neilbittner.com/2006/08/28/holy-bees-nest-batman/